WHIG conspiracy?

Isn’t it grand? Here we have a listing that defines the members of the White House Iraq Group. This cabal was responsible for ensuring that the Bush administration dream of invading Iraq would be realized. They also had to eliminate any threats that might cause George to miss out on being a more successful President than his Dad. As we now know, George always intended to be better because he’d be a “War President.” There also was that pesky need to help some of our good friends in the oil industry gain control of Iraq’s huge oil reserves. Well, certainly the American public would be a problem; they would not want to have fellow citizens dying in George’s little adventure. How could they gin up the hysteria? Hey – lets play “wag the dog.” We’ll get Judy over at the New York Times to whip up some hysteria with scary news reports derived from Iraqi con men. We’ll get our friends at FOX and CNN to beat the WMD’s loudly. Rush, Bill, and Sean will help too – right? This will work!! Dick can whip up the nuclear scare (Dick would be especially good with that hypnotic voice of his) and Condi can help – who wouldn’t believe her? Oops, we have to shut Wilson up – lets expose his wife as a CIA agent, that ought to scare him.

Makes one proud to be an American – doesn’t it?