Said With a Straight Face

We can always count on Rethuglicans to provide a great show. Like synchronized swimmers, they move in a smooth, exacting unison – first towards and then away from the feeding trough. With a beautiful precision the bloated pol's glide effortlessly to and fro, gracefully sucking money into their mouths. With nary a sound, without any lost motion, and without the slightest indication of conscience, huge volumes of greenbacks disappear as each passes. Belching with satisfaction, they eventually depart, only to return when parched anew.

Stung by scandal, House Republican leaders announced plans Wednesday to impose at least a temporary ban on privately funded travel by lawmakers, along with a requirement for lobbyists to disclose the gifts they bestow on House members.

The recommendations will "sustain the integrity of the Congress as we move forward," House Speaker Dennis Hastert said at a news conference.

"We need to bring about bold, strong reform," added Rep. David Dreier, the California Republican involved in assembling a set of proposals generally designed to limit the influence of lobbyists.

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