Trot out the troops
Trying to quell the firestorm over continued allegations of torture and secret torture prisons, the Bushies have apparently instructed CIA Director Porter Goss to conduct his own little PR campaign.
Appearing for an interview this morning on ABC's Good Morning America, Goss stated “What we do does not come close to torture,” though declining to elaborate on the agency's interrogation techniques. In a duh statement he also enlightened anyone less than 3 years old - “Al Qaida leaders Bin Laden and al-Zarqawi haven't been found primarily because they don't want us to find them.”
Feel safer already.
Posted on The Human Stain
Trying to quell the firestorm over continued allegations of torture and secret torture prisons, the Bushies have apparently instructed CIA Director Porter Goss to conduct his own little PR campaign.
Appearing for an interview this morning on ABC's Good Morning America, Goss stated “What we do does not come close to torture,” though declining to elaborate on the agency's interrogation techniques. In a duh statement he also enlightened anyone less than 3 years old - “Al Qaida leaders Bin Laden and al-Zarqawi haven't been found primarily because they don't want us to find them.”
Feel safer already.
Posted on The Human Stain
posted by James Roberts at
11/29/2005 08:00:00 PM
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