Wrath of GOD

Hurricane Wilma is heading to Florida - GOD is really upset. The hurricane has been formed into the image of an unborn fetus as FL has abortion clinics. It also looks like a cinnamon swirl pastry as FL is inhabited by so many fat people. Others have seen the image of an elderly woman's wrinkled belly button that was caused by spending too much time in the FL sun. We also know FL has so many pagans, lesbians, and gays that GOD cannot ignore punishing this state any longer.

Pray for them.